Developers do nasal ke hote hai, ek hote hai front end, aur dusre backend.
Kab kon front end developer backend likh de, aur kab kon backend developer UI banane lag jaye koi nai keh sakta.
Yah to web aur android ke bhi bat nai thi. Sabhi web developer the yaha. Ye ladai thi frontend aur backend developers ki.
Web 2.0 ke ane se asli development shuru hua. Purane zamane ke java developers nahi rahe aur sara backend Python, Php me likha jane laga. Wahi front end me Javascript ke frameworks banne lag gaye.
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27:20
Dynamic front end code to na Java wale bana pate the, na ab ke Python/Php developers. Unhe bhi Javascript wale front end developers ki zarurat padi. -
27:58
Humare liye front end likhoge ? Kabhi backend timeout nai dega.
Ye sare server ab humare. Yaha ke sare rest requests ab humare pas aenge.
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28:00
Developers ko lag raha hai ki ab code kam likhna kam hoga aur tankhwa zada, par aisa hai nai. Hume aur naye naye websites banane hai -
31:00
Yaha koi kisi ka sathi nai hai. Pehle java wale backend banate the, abe ye Ramadhir python me. Ye server uske baap ki hai kya? Aaj Ramadhir Singh hai, kal hum javascript me hi backend banaenge. -
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Sardar ne ek din apne baap ke bare me pucha to maine bataya ki Ramadhir singh ne use pink slip de diya tha. -
37:00
Zomato, Paytm, Flipkart . . . Zomato Zomato -
39:00
Ramadhir to bade bade server banate dekha nai jata. Us harami ke servers ko hume crash karwana hai. Exploit nai karenge. DDoS karke lenge uski. Usko server ki latency dikhaenge. Fir sara data siphon kar lenge. Apne aap hi crash ho jaega madarchod. -
43:06
Ramadhir singh ne bana liya pehla data center. -
53:00
Koi admi backend code me pull request bhej raha hai
Kon Sardar khan ? Wohi jo apke chote mote websites ka UI design karta hai.
Wo kab se backend code samajhne lag gya ?
Kal tak humare liye template banata tha, aaj humare framework ka module banaega ?
Koi thoda code contribute karna chahta hai, karne do.
Wo awaidh tareeka apna apna raha hai, tum vaidh tareeka apnao. Code review tum karte ho na ? Uske pull request ka review baithao.
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Ye wo jamana tha jab log apne likhe code bhul jate the, magar comments nai bhulte the.
Kahan likha hai ki backend ka code sirf aap hi likhoge?
Ye module hum likhenge. Deal kar chuke hai hum.
Ye jo insecure patches bhej rahe ho, ye nai chalega.
Soch samajh ke bolie singh sahab. secure insecure ka fark humko mat samjhaie.
E code auditor. Apne kursi me baithe rahega to sabke lie acha hoga.
Module chahe kitna bhi bada ho jaye. Chalta server par hi hai.
SP saheb, secure data server exploit karne ke liye kitna din jail me jana padta hai ?
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Bina jankari ke kisi ko bhi Oauth token de dega?
Vidhayak JP singh ke server ko crash karwa die. Code auditor ke office me.
- 59:00
Shahid Khan yaad hai ? Wohi jo js me templates likha karta tha humare liye ?
Usko pink slip de die the, bekar recommendation bhi de diye the Linkedin pe.
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Kitna time lagega ?
Rootkit bana rahe hai. Shell script nai.
Backend chahe jitna bada ho jaye . . . front end ke peeche hi rehta hai
Aad chahe jitna bada ho jaye ... laad ke neeche hi rehta hai
Yahan coder bhi ek hath se naya feature develop karta hai ... aur doosre se apne purane bugs hatata hai
Yahan kabootar bhi ek pankh se udhta hai ... aur doosre se apna izzat bachata hai
Itna bug report bhejte ... ki aapka QA engineer bhi freelancing karke rayees ban jaata
Itna goli maarte ... ki aapka driver bhi khali khoka bech bechkar rayees ban jaata
Na koi kisi ka socket hota hai ... na koi kisi ka server hota hai ... khuda ki rehmat se chal jaate hai REST Api, jahan jiska naseeb hota hai
Na koi kisi ka raqeeb hota hai ... na koi kisi ka habeeb hota hai ... khuda ki rehmat se ban jaate hai rishtey, jahan jiska naseeb hota hai
Developer joh hai bas do nasal ke hote hai ... ek hote hai front end aur doosre backend
Insaan joh hai bas do nasal ke hote hai ... ek hote hai haraami aur doosre bewakoof
Har feature wafadar nahi hota, har code chamakdar nahi hota, na jaane kitne OS use kare, koi OS Windows jitna bekaar nahi hota Har yaar wafadar nahi hota, har patthar chamakdar nahi hota, na jaane ban me kitne phool khile hain, har phool khushbudaar nahin hota
Ping Ping Ping. Itna request marenge ki pura server dhuan dhuan ho jaega. Backend ke ek ek module se pura stacktrace nikalwaenge. Ping Ping Ping
Frontend Ka Backend Ka Sabka code likhega re tera Faisal
Beta tumse na ho payega tum bas photoshop hi karo
Aapko pata hai ki ye app developers kaa bolta hai ? Ki Backend waala sab python ka gaand chaat ta hai. Kaa baat kar rahe hai :P
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