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<html>
<script type="text/javascript"><!--
var adjective1 = new Array("artless", "bawdy", "beslubbering", "bootless",
"brazen", "churlish", "cockered", "clouted", "craven", "currish", "dankish",
"dissembling", "distempered", "droning", "errant", "fawning", "fitful",
"fobbing", "froward", "frothy", "gleeking", "gnarling", "goatish",
"gorbellied", "greasy", "grizzled", "haughty", "hideous", "impertinent",
"infectious", "jaded", "jarring", "knavish", "lewd", "loggerheaded",
"lumpish", "mammering", "mangled", "mewling", "paunchy", "peevish",
"pernicious", "prating", "pribbling", "puking", "puny", "purpled",
"quailing", "queasy", "rank", "reeky", "roguish", "roynish", "ruttish",
"saucy", "sottish", "spleeny", "spongy", "surly", "tottering", "unmuzzled",
"vacant", "vain", "venomed", "villainous", "waggish", "wanton", "warped",
"wayward", "weedy", "wenching", "whoreson", "yeasty");
var adjective2 = new Array("base-court", "bat-fowling", "beef-witted",
"beetle-headed", "boil-brained", "bunched-backed", "clapper-clawed",
"clay-brained", "common-kissing", "crook-pated", "dismal-dreaming",
"dizzy-eyed", "dog-hearted", "dread-bolted", "earth-vexing", "elf-skinned",
"empty-hearted", "evil-eyed", "eye-offending", "fat-kidneyed", "fen-sucked",
"flap-mouthed", "fly-bitten", "folly-fallen", "fool-born", "full-gorged",
"guts-griping", "half-faced", "hasty-witted", "heavy-handed", "hedge-born",
"hell-hated", "horn-mad", "idle-headed", "ill-breeding", "ill-composed",
"ill-nurtured", "iron-witted", "knotty-pated", "lean-witted",
"lily-livered", "mad-bread", "milk-livered", "motley-minded",
"muddy-mettled", "onion-eyed", "pale-hearted", "paper-faced",
"pinch-spotted", "plume-plucked", "pottle-deep", "pox-marked", "raw-boned",
"reeling-ripe", "rough-hewn", "rude-growing", "rug-headed", "rump-fed",
"shag-eared", "shard-borne", "sheep-biting", "shrill-gorged", "spur-galled",
"sour-faced", "swag-bellied", "tardy-gaited", "tickle-brained",
"toad-spotted", "unchin-snouted", "weak-hinged", "weather-bitten",
"white-livered");
var noun = new Array("apple-john", "baggage", "barnacle", "bladder", "boar-pig",
"bugbear", "bum-bailey", "canker-blossom", "clack-dish", "clotpole",
"coxcomb", "codpiece", "crutch", "cutpurse", "death-token", "dewberry",
"dogfish", "egg-shell", "flap-dragon", "flax-wench", "flirt-gill",
"foot-licker", "fustilarian", "giglet", "gudgeon", "gull-catcher",
"haggard", "harpy", "hedge-pig", "hempseed", "horn-beast",
"hugger-mugger", "jack-a-nape", "jolthead", "lewdster", "lout",
"maggot-pie", "malignancy", "malkin", "malt-worm", "mammet", "manikin",
"measle", "minimus", "minnow", "miscreant", "moldwarp", "mumble-news",
"nut-hook", "pantaloon", "pigeon-egg", "pignut", "puttock", "pumpion",
"rabbit-sucker", "rampallion", "ratsbane", "remnant", "rudesby", "ruffian",
"scantling", "scullion", "scut", "skainsmate", "snipe", "strumpet",
"varlot", "vassal", "waterfly", "whey-face", "whipster", "wagtail",
"younker");
function randArray(array) {
return array[Math.floor(Math.random() * array.length)];
}
function curse1() {
return "Thou " + randArray(adjective1) + " " + randArray(adjective2) + " " +
randArray(noun) + "!";
}
function curse(n, obj, property) {
result = "";
while (n-- > 0) {
result += curse1() + "<br>";
}
obj[property] = result;
}
// --></script>
<body><form action="#">Number of curses: <input type=text size=4 id="num">
<input type=button value="Curse" onClick="curse(this.form.num.value,
document.getElementById('curseout'), 'innerHTML')">
</form>
<div id="curseout"></div>
</body></html>